Are Half of MasalaCorp's Staff Secret Samosa Sculptors?
Renowned investor Dhirubhai Patel of Patel & Sons Investments (PPS) caused a stir this morning with a piping hot take, claiming that at least 50%…
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Man Claims to See 'Akashic Aliens' After Chugging "Fizzer"
The bustling capital, New Delhi, was abuzz with a different kind of current last night – one that coursed through Pappu Shukla, an inebriated residen…
Kanpur "Gutkha Gladiator" Chews Justice, Robbers Left Blinking
In a shocking display of desi daredevilry, Kanpur witnessed the rise of a new hero - Bunty "Gutkha King" Singh. This paan-stained protagoni…
Bengaluru Man Left Speechless by Samsung's Sarcasm Module (SAMMY)
In a bizarre turn of events that has left sociologists scratching their stainless-steel heads, Bengaluru resident Rajeev Gupta (42) has reportedly lo…
Musk Mysteriously Mum
The sporting world is in a tizzy!National Javelin Champion, Jagdish "The Javelin" Jaiswal, has issued a challenge unlike any seen before. I…
From Grumpy Gramps to Chipper Chachas, a Meteorological Marvel
Ah, Bengaluru rains!A time when the weather weeps and the potholes sing. But amidst the traffic snarls and power cuts, a curious phenomenon has grace…
A Sumo Showdown for the Digital Age
In the bustling metropolis of Namma Bengaluru, nestled amidst towering tech temples and dosa stands serving idlis the size of sumo wrestlers' bel…
Gen Z Enters Workforce in First Gear, Refuses to Shift
A recent report by the Institute for Dilbertine Workplace Studies (IDWS) has sent shockwaves through the paisley-clad corridors of corporate India. T…
Aadhaarhaar! High Court Says Baba Ramdev's "Baba"-ness Not Government Certified
Breaking News! In a landmark judgement that's left the nation clutching its Pattanjali-branded colon cleansers in disbelief, the esteemed Kar-nat…
Why Settling is the New Happily Ever After
Move over, soulmates. Ditch the destiny narrative. In the age of instant gratification and swiping fatigue, a new love story is blossoming:the love s…
Local Resident Declares War on Open-Air Deification of Colon
Barbecues – the quintessential symbol of summer. The sizzle of sausages, the wafting aroma of charred burgers, the joyful cacophony of backyard laugh…
Disney Debuts "Eternity Experience"
Calling all diehard Disney fans!Ever dreamt of spending eternity with Mickey by your side, swapping hauntings for happy haunts?Well, dream no more. T…
Patanjali's Ayurvedic Masks Now Mediate Legal Battles
In a move that would make yogis do a double downward-facing dog, Patanjali Ayurved Limited has unveiled their latest innovation:the "Nyayavastra…
boAt Claims User Surge After "Accidental Release"
In a move that has cybersecurity experts scratching their heads and public relations specialists reaching for the panic button, Indian audio accessor…
Court Questions Yoga Fashion
In a surprising turn of events, the Supreme Court of India took up a case challenging the attire choices promoted by popular yoga guru Baba Ramdev. T…
Ghost Rider Gets Zapped for New Movie
Nicholas Cage is ditching the flames for a fresh take on vengeance in the upcoming "Ghost Rider:Electric Boogaloo. " The film, a follow-up …
ICC Cracks Down on Mid-Match Concessions with New "No Surrender" Rule
The International Cricket Council (ICC) has unveiled a controversial new regulation aimed at preventing teams from conceding matches prematurely. The…
Forget Sir David Attenborough, Cue the Dhol! Priyanka Chopra Jonas' "Tiger" Reimagines Wildlife Docs as Bollywood Blockbusters, for animals
Priyanka Chopra Jonas, the global icon known for her acting prowess, is venturing into the world of wildlife documentaries with a project titled &quo…
Coffee Table Summit? Drake Extends Olive Branch to Kendrick Lamar
In a surprising turn of events, Canadian rapper Drake released a new single this week titled "Convo Over Cold Brew, " seemingly aimed at me…
Industrialist Acquires Rights to Rom-Com After Uncanny Similarities Emerge
In a move that has sent ripples through the Indian entertainment industry, billionaire industrialist Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries has acqu…