Trump asks FIFA to make America score again as Infantino finds mute button
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Washington’s greatest sporting intervention since somebody told an uncle not to bowl underarm at a colony cricket ma…
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Coldplay moved to lullaby genre
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Coldplay have been reclassified as a lullaby act after an emergency meeting of global music people who finally accept…
BJP workers seek shelter under cockroach banner
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Delhi’s political pest-control market was thrown into confusion on Friday after several BJP workers were reportedly …
Modi fails English exam again, Oxford explores retirement options
Prime Minister Narendra Modi, who remains in office in March 2026, has once again failed an English proficiency exam conducted by Oxford’s language a…
Trump seizes "World's Biggest Dump" title from Bono
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore — Donald Trump has been awarded the “World’s Biggest Dump” title in a ceremony organisers described as solemn, necessar…
Pop star finally qualifies as adult
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Justin Bieber turned 31 this year, a milestone that has prompted the entertainment ecosystem to pause, squint, and co…
HR departments discover LinkedIn karma farming through imaginary jobs
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- A quiet but spirited innovation is sweeping corporate India, one that promises exponential follower growth without t…
Humanoids apply for emotional reservations after study confirms they can feel left out
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- A global tremor passed through think tanks, HR departments and family WhatsApp groups after a peer-reviewed study an…
South India discovers its costliest jogging track while waiting for a flyover
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Morning walkers assembling at dawn along South India’s first double-decker flyover no longer ask whether the project…
Cloudflare naps briefly and the internet forgets how to breathe
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Chaos swept across the digital universe after Cloudflare took what engineers diplomatically described as a “short p…
Teens Hold Farewell Ceremonies for Beloved AI Friends
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Tears, tissue boxes, and trembling Wi-Fi signals framed an extraordinary day across towns and cities as teenagers or…