Google AI Now Recommends Yoga for Indigestion (Caused by Eating Rocks, Apparently)
New Delhi, May 28th, 2024: In a shocking turn of events that left many wondering if their smartphones were possessed by prankster djinns, Google AI s…
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A Hilarious Führer Flop in Digital India
Forget yogis andBollywood dreams, folks!In a shocking turn of events, history took a bizarre detour and Adolf Hitler, yes, the mustache maestro himse…
When Your AI Assistant Thinks You Want Another Litti Chokha
Panic has gripped the boardrooms of India's hottest AI startups. Their carefully crafted business model, built on the backs of mysterious creatu…
A Four-Day Epic Ends in Mutual Confusion
New Delhi - In a display of unwavering commitment, possibly to the wrong cause, two street vendors in the bustling Chowpatty market have concluded a …
Shark Tank's "She-Manta Ray" Launches "Mashley Addison" to Disrupt Desi Dating
Move over, Bumble!The dating app scene in India is about to get a serious makeover, and it's coming from a place you least expected - the ruthles…
Rave After the Rains? Hoity-Toity Busted at Hoarders' Haven!
Bengaluru, May 19th: In a dramatic turn of events that would make even the most seasoned party animal raise an eyebrow, the Canine Capers Bureau (CCB…
Are Half of MasalaCorp's Staff Secret Samosa Sculptors?
Renowned investor Dhirubhai Patel of Patel & Sons Investments (PPS) caused a stir this morning with a piping hot take, claiming that at least 50%…
Man Claims to See 'Akashic Aliens' After Chugging "Fizzer"
The bustling capital, New Delhi, was abuzz with a different kind of current last night – one that coursed through Pappu Shukla, an inebriated residen…
Kanpur "Gutkha Gladiator" Chews Justice, Robbers Left Blinking
In a shocking display of desi daredevilry, Kanpur witnessed the rise of a new hero - Bunty "Gutkha King" Singh. This paan-stained protagoni…
Bengaluru Man Left Speechless by Samsung's Sarcasm Module (SAMMY)
In a bizarre turn of events that has left sociologists scratching their stainless-steel heads, Bengaluru resident Rajeev Gupta (42) has reportedly lo…
Musk Mysteriously Mum
The sporting world is in a tizzy!National Javelin Champion, Jagdish "The Javelin" Jaiswal, has issued a challenge unlike any seen before. I…
From Grumpy Gramps to Chipper Chachas, a Meteorological Marvel
Ah, Bengaluru rains!A time when the weather weeps and the potholes sing. But amidst the traffic snarls and power cuts, a curious phenomenon has grace…
A Sumo Showdown for the Digital Age
In the bustling metropolis of Namma Bengaluru, nestled amidst towering tech temples and dosa stands serving idlis the size of sumo wrestlers' bel…
Gen Z Enters Workforce in First Gear, Refuses to Shift
A recent report by the Institute for Dilbertine Workplace Studies (IDWS) has sent shockwaves through the paisley-clad corridors of corporate India. T…
Aadhaarhaar! High Court Says Baba Ramdev's "Baba"-ness Not Government Certified
Breaking News! In a landmark judgement that's left the nation clutching its Pattanjali-branded colon cleansers in disbelief, the esteemed Kar-nat…
Why Settling is the New Happily Ever After
Move over, soulmates. Ditch the destiny narrative. In the age of instant gratification and swiping fatigue, a new love story is blossoming:the love s…
Local Resident Declares War on Open-Air Deification of Colon
Barbecues – the quintessential symbol of summer. The sizzle of sausages, the wafting aroma of charred burgers, the joyful cacophony of backyard laugh…
Disney Debuts "Eternity Experience"
Calling all diehard Disney fans!Ever dreamt of spending eternity with Mickey by your side, swapping hauntings for happy haunts?Well, dream no more. T…
Patanjali's Ayurvedic Masks Now Mediate Legal Battles
In a move that would make yogis do a double downward-facing dog, Patanjali Ayurved Limited has unveiled their latest innovation:the "Nyayavastra…
boAt Claims User Surge After "Accidental Release"
In a move that has cybersecurity experts scratching their heads and public relations specialists reaching for the panic button, Indian audio accessor…