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Google’s Pichai Declares India AI Hub Milestone with a Side of Sam Bhaji

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Tech-giant Google LLC has unveiled its biggest non-US investment yet — a $15 billion artificial intelligence hub in Visakhapatnam, India, designed to serve as one of the company’s largest global infrastructure sites. CEO Sundar Pichai described the initiative as a “generational shift” in the race for AI capabilities.

Set to roll out over the next five years, the project will feature gigawatt-scale data centre operations, clean energy integration and a new international subsea fibre-optic gateway aligned to Google’s global cable network. The timing comes as Google accelerates its global AI rollout and deepens its presence in India—a market housing nearly a billion internet users.

Pichai also addressed the project’s flavourful local touch in a lighter moment: while he did not literally confirm frequent idli and sambhar lunches in Visakhapatnam, he quipped that Google’s “doodle-doogle” culture was alive and well. The remark served to humanise corporate scale and technological ambition.

Although Google has invested heavily in India previously, this commitment stands out. Local officials hailed the announcement as an economic catalyst. Yet analysts point out it also highlights geopolitical nuance: trade and digital tensions between the US and India linger, and this move may reflect Google’s attempt to anchor infrastructure amid global supply-chain shifts.

Google’s announcement arrives as the company concurrently confirms the upcoming release of its next-generation AI model, Gemini 3.0, slated for later this year. Pichai said the model will deliver “really intelligent agents” that assist across multimodal tasks. At the same time, Google Cloud CEO Thomas Kurian emphasised that AI should amplify, not replace, human workers—citing productivity gains but no widescale job replacement.

Industry observers note that this India-hub decision comes as Microsoft, Amazon and other major tech players expand into Indian infrastructure and AI. Google’s move reportedly forms part of a broader infrastructure investment strategy of some $85 billion globally. The involvement of Indian conglomerates including Adani Group and Bharti Airtel Limited signals a domestic–international partnership motif.

However, risks abound. For Google, regulatory scrutiny in India and globally looms large: antitrust probes and data-localisation mandates could complicate rollout. For talent and execution, ramping up gigawatt-scale infrastructure remains a challenge even for major players. Analysts at the time of announcement flagged job-creation projections—Google estimated roughly 188,000 jobs would result in Andhra Pradesh—but cautioned that number may be optimistic.

The hub’s location in Andhra Pradesh raises its own questions. Some reports note Karnataka and neighbouring states expected bidding; choice of Visakhapatnam surprised some regional observers. Google spokespeople asserted the site offers port access for subsea cable, power availability and favourable regulatory terms—aligning with its clean-energy ambition.

In his remarks at the Dreamforce 2025 conference, Pichai reflected on Google’s earlier AI ambitions, stating that the company had been working on its own chatbot before ChatGPT launched—but that Google decided to wait until quality matched its brand threshold. “Credit to OpenAI—they put it out first,” he said. That strategic pause followed what insiders described as a “code red” mobilisation at Google.

From a local economic-development angle, the hub is expected to activate ancillary sectors such as energy transmission, logistics and undersea communications. Critics caution that infrastructure plans must be matched by talent-ecosystem development and regulatory alignment if tangible benefits are to flow beyond headlines.

Humour entered the narrative when Pichai, in a lighter aside, promised that if Google’s doodle team ever landed in Visakhapatnam, they might commemorate the idli—South India’s steamed rice-cake breakfast delicacy—with a global doodle. While a playful remark, it underscored Google’s attempt to blend global scale with local cultural sensibility.

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