“This is not just a cola, this is a revolution,” declared Sawant, holding up a bottle with a label that read “Cola-strol: The Drink That Tells It Like It Is.” “Other colas lie to you with their zero sugar and fake fizz. Mine? It tells you your boyfriend is cheating and your aunt’s biryani is dry.”
The beverage, described as a “carbonated truth serum,” is said to contain a proprietary blend of soda water, caffeine, and what Sawant calls “essence of brutal honesty.” “One sip, and you’ll know who’s been talking behind your back,” she claimed.
Netizens were quick to react, with hashtags like #ColaStrolTruthBomb and #RakhiKaRaaz trending within hours. One user tweeted, “Just had a sip of Cola-strol. My dog looked at me and said, ‘You’re not my real owner.’”
Another commented, “Drank Cola-strol and my mirror told me to hit the gym.”
Despite the mixed reactions, Sawant remains undeterred. “People can’t handle the truth,” she said. “But they can handle Cola-strol.”
The beverage is set to hit stores nationwide next week, with Sawant planning a promotional tour across India. “I’m taking Cola-strol to every corner of the country,” she announced. “From the streets of Delhi to the beaches of Goa, everyone deserves a taste of honesty.”
As for the health implications of consuming a drink that forces you to confront uncomfortable truths, Sawant is unconcerned. “Better to have a bitter sip than a bitter life,” she quipped.