Nation Orders Confusion with One-Day Delivery as Amazon Declares Republic Day in August
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Patriotism got express-shipped into chaos this week after Amazon India’s flagship seasonal offer was launched under th…
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Feathered Bigots: Lapwings Stage ‘Lesbian-Shunning’ Push Against Canine-Walking Couples
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Avian civilisation has struck again. A local lapwing colony, well-known for aggressive swooping at sheep, dogs and o…
No Gravy, No Cry: Kochi Court Declares Porotta Sovereign Entity, Gravy Optional
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Kochi’s gastronomic justice system has taken a bold step towards restoring law and order on dinner plates, after a c…
Gen Z Swarm Vinyl Fest in Bengaluru, Mistake LPs for CBD Edibles, Digestive Tragedy Ensues
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- BENGALURU — What began as a quaint vinyl record sale turned into an impromptu emergency gastroenterology workshop afte…
AI Oddness Becomes High Art as Video Makers Compete for Most Gloriously Glitched Cinematic Disaster
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- People who once wept for the soul of cinema are now sobbing with laughter, as artificial intelligence video generato…
Shah Rule Drops ‘Memes’ Before Internet Can, Internet Files Lawsuit for Emotional Damage
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- FD Staff | FakingDaily.com Mumbai was left in a state of collective disinterest after local rapper and self-proclaim…
Adani's Dharavi Dream: From Slumdog Millionaire to Garbage Mogul
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Mumbai, India — In a bold move that has left urban planners, environmentalists, and slumdog enthusiasts scratching t…
Trump's Tariff Tsunami: America First, Wallets Last
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- In a groundbreaking move that has sent shockwaves through the global economy, President Donald Trump has unveiled a …
Beijing Unveils 'Friendship' Tariffs: 84% Extra Love for American Goods
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- BEIJING—In a heartwarming gesture of international camaraderie, China's Ministry of Finance has announced an add…
Economists Predict Global Recession: Time to Invest in Mattress-Stuffing
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- As the world teeters on the brink of economic calamity, leading financial wizards have dusted off their crystal ball…
Kerala’s Red Turns Saffron as CPM Hires Vedic Mathematicians to Decode BJP Invasion
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Thiruvananthapuram’s political astrologers have been put on high alert after Communist Party of India ’s freshly-min…
Ukraine’s Average IQ Skyrockets After US Takes Its 'Intelligence' Home
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Kyiv has reported a miraculous national IQ surge that has left locals feeling vaguely smarter about things they were…
Dalal Street's Great Indian Clearance Sale: ₹24 Lakh Crore Vanishes Faster Than Free Golgappas
Mumbai's famed Dalal Street transformed into a scene reminiscent of a chaotic Indian wedding buffet on Monday, as investors scrambled, not for …
Mumbai's Comedy Scene Faces Existential Crisis as Kunal Kamra's Jokes Deemed National Security Threat
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Mumbai's vibrant comedy circuit has been plunged into turmoil following the revelation that stand-up comedian Ku…
Calorie-Conscious Couple Transforms Wedding Feast into Nutritional Bootcamp
In a groundbreaking twist to traditional Indian nuptials, the recent wedding of fitness enthusiasts Rajesh and Priya in Bengaluru has left guests b…
Meta's Llama 4: The AI Guru That Knows Your Chai Preference Before You Do
Meta Platforms, the tech behemoth formerly known as Facebook, has unveiled its latest creation: Llama 4, an artificial intelligence model so advanc…
Google AI Now Recommends Yoga for Indigestion (Caused by Eating Rocks, Apparently)
New Delhi, May 28th, 2024: In a shocking turn of events that left many wondering if their smartphones were possessed by prankster djinns, Google AI s…
A Hilarious Führer Flop in Digital India
Forget yogis andBollywood dreams, folks!In a shocking turn of events, history took a bizarre detour and Adolf Hitler, yes, the mustache maestro himse…