Humanoids apply for emotional reservations after study confirms they can feel left out
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- A global tremor passed through think tanks, HR departments and family WhatsApp groups after a peer-reviewed study an…
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South India discovers its costliest jogging track while waiting for a flyover
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Morning walkers assembling at dawn along South India’s first double-decker flyover no longer ask whether the project…
Cloudflare naps briefly and the internet forgets how to breathe
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Chaos swept across the digital universe after Cloudflare took what engineers diplomatically described as a “short po…
Bangalore Traffic Police Declare Potholes Essential for Robust Digestive Health
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Bangalore, India — Amid growing complaints about the city's infamous potholes, the Bangalore Traffic Police have…
Nation Orders Confusion with One-Day Delivery as Amazon Declares Republic Day in August
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Patriotism got express-shipped into chaos this week after Amazon India’s flagship seasonal offer was launched under th…
Feathered Bigots: Lapwings Stage ‘Lesbian-Shunning’ Push Against Canine-Walking Couples
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Avian civilisation has struck again. A local lapwing colony, well-known for aggressive swooping at sheep, dogs and o…
No Gravy, No Cry: Kochi Court Declares Porotta Sovereign Entity, Gravy Optional
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Kochi ’s gastronomic justice system has taken a bold step towards restoring law and order on dinner plates, after a …
Gen Z Swarm Vinyl Fest in Bengaluru, Mistake LPs for CBD Edibles, Digestive Tragedy Ensues
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- BENGALURU — What began as a quaint vinyl record sale turned into an impromptu emergency gastroenterology workshop afte…
AI Oddness Becomes High Art as Video Makers Compete for Most Gloriously Glitched Cinematic Disaster
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- People who once wept for the soul of cinema are now sobbing with laughter, as artificial intelligence video generato…
Shah Rule Drops ‘Memes’ Before Internet Can, Internet Files Lawsuit for Emotional Damage
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- FD Staff | FakingDaily.com Mumbai was left in a state of collective disinterest after local rapper and self-proclaim…
Adani's Dharavi Dream: From Slumdog Millionaire to Garbage Mogul
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Mumbai, India — In a bold move that has left urban planners, environmentalists, and slumdog enthusiasts scratching t…
Trump's Tariff Tsunami: America First, Wallets Last
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- In a groundbreaking move that has sent shockwaves through the global economy, President Donald Trump has unveiled a …
Beijing Unveils 'Friendship' Tariffs: 84% Extra Love for American Goods
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- BEIJING —In a heartwarming gesture of international camaraderie, China's Ministry of Finance has announced an a…
Economists Predict Global Recession: Time to Invest in Mattress-Stuffing
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- As the world teeters on the brink of economic calamity, leading financial wizards have dusted off their crystal ball…