Kerala extends holiday to process Argentina heartbreak
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Kerala has extended its World Cup holiday by another day after Argentina lost the final to Spain and Lionel Messi deli…
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Trump asks FIFA to make America score again as Infantino finds mute button
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Washington’s greatest sporting intervention since somebody told an uncle not to bowl underarm at a colony cricket ma…
Coldplay moved to lullaby genre
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Coldplay have been reclassified as a lullaby act after an emergency meeting of global music people who finally accept…
Modi fails English exam again, Oxford explores retirement options
Prime Minister Narendra Modi, who remains in office in March 2026, has once again failed an English proficiency exam conducted by Oxford’s language a…
Humanoids apply for emotional reservations after study confirms they can feel left out
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- A global tremor passed through think tanks, HR departments and family WhatsApp groups after a peer-reviewed study an…
South India discovers its costliest jogging track while waiting for a flyover
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Morning walkers assembling at dawn along South India’s first double-decker flyover no longer ask whether the project…
Cloudflare naps briefly and the internet forgets how to breathe
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Chaos swept across the digital universe after Cloudflare took what engineers diplomatically described as a “short p…
Bangalore Traffic Police Declare Potholes Essential for Robust Digestive Health
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Bangalore, India — Amid growing complaints about the city's infamous potholes, the Bangalore Traffic Police have …
Nation Orders Confusion with One-Day Delivery as Amazon Declares Republic Day in August
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Patriotism got express-shipped into chaos this week after Amazon India’s flagship seasonal offer was launched under th…
Feathered Bigots: Lapwings Stage ‘Lesbian-Shunning’ Push Against Canine-Walking Couples
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Avian civilisation has struck again. A local lapwing colony, well-known for aggressive swooping at sheep, dogs and o…
No Gravy, No Cry: Kochi Court Declares Porotta Sovereign Entity, Gravy Optional
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Kochi ’s gastronomic justice system has taken a bold step towards restoring law and order on dinner plates, after a …